god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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