The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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