i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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