Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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