At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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