I can feel you judging me through the phone.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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