I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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