I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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