Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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