Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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