So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I want her autograph on my taint
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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