there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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