So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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