Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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