we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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