hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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