therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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