If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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