she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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