Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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