I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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