hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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