It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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