WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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