I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
ttyl tear gas
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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