When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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