We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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