I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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