she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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