sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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