don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I will pee on everything he values.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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