Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She's the barista slut.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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