After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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