she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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