Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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