I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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