Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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