How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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