i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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