Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
