I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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