What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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