yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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