i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My dick has a subreddit
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
