I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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