Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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