I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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