So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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