Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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