So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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