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(661): View more from California

a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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(214): View more from Texas

I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

(1-214): View more from Texas

that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.

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(432): View more from Texas

I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.

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(786): View more from Florida

the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...

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(281): View more from Texas

Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.

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