he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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