I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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