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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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