Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
