You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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