you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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