office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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