I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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